Welcome to Weak Comic a Day!

Probably worth a look.

“Don’t you think it’s funny, when your eggs are runny?

Did you ever wonder why, the Sun is in the sky?

And did you ever stop to think, a horse will drink when it wants to drink?

And why should someone force an equine fella to imbibe?

I wonder if a horse likes eggs? It probably would if it tried.

But if you lead a horse to breakfast, just what would transpire?

I certainly don’t know, but let’s get on with the show, ’cause I’d never want to be the one to make things slow.”

– From the book of the unproduced off-Broadway musical, “Thirsty Horses and Other Human Horseplay.”