by | Oct 29, 2012 | Jokes, MS Paint
Gourd-Rats! Gourd-Rats EVERYWHERE! What am I going to do with all these Gourd-Rats? Maybe I should go to sleep before I come up with a battle plan. I’ve been up for three weeks, watching those monstrosities. I mean, look at them! They just SIT there, fat as a...
by | Oct 28, 2012 | MS Paint, Urban Legends
Bad luck. What is there to say about it? I’ve heard people say, “If it wasn’t for bad luck, I wouldn’t have any luck at all!” Well, no, that cliche doesn’t hold water. If you’ve lived long enough to be capable of saying...
by | Oct 27, 2012 | MS Paint
Just start typin’ is what they said to me, and the words will begin to flow. But they were very, very wrong. The words didn’t come at all. Well, sure, words like ‘vestibule’ and ‘drizzled with a balsamic extract’ made an appearance,...
by | Oct 26, 2012 | MS Paint, Urban Legends
Chicken Haiku: I ate some chicken It was mostly pretty good But I ate the bone Rib Haiku: I found a sad man Passed out in a rib restaurant Ate too many ribs Clown Haiku: Clowns are not creepy They just want to entertain Their venture for ribs ...
by | Oct 25, 2012 | Uncategorized
Recipe for Disaster: One part trouble Two parts woe A teaspoon of the unexpected And off you go. Recipe for Happiness: One part sunshine One part rain The seeds of hope Repeat again Recipe for Mac ‘n’ Cheese: One part pasta One part cheese Heat both and...
