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As Halloween approaches, we should learn important safety tips regarding vampires.

  1. If a child begins singing “Dracula’s Theme”, eat their head.
  2. If you hear a distinct “Bla-ha-ha!” laugh, it is probably just a Hampire.
  3. If an adult begins singing “Dracula’s Theme”, insult them.
  4. If there are no vampires in the room, then you are probably a vampire.

Happy Halloween, from Drac.