As Halloween approaches, we should learn important safety tips regarding vampires.
- If a child begins singing “Dracula’s Theme”, eat their head.
- If you hear a distinct “Bla-ha-ha!” laugh, it is probably just a Hampire.
- If an adult begins singing “Dracula’s Theme”, insult them.
- If there are no vampires in the room, then you are probably a vampire.
Happy Halloween, from Drac.