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Story Number X: Shaggy’s Nice, Hot, Rib

By: Frantic Alan Bad

Illustrated By: Bueno Azz Sore

Shaggy woke up. “Man, am I hungry!” Scooby agreed.

Beeeeeep.

Scooby suggested ribs. Shaggy said, “Yoinks! I sure love ribs!”

Beeeeeep.

Shaggy and Scooby went to the park. They went up to the man and asked for ribs.

Beeeeeep.

As Scooby was ordering four rib racks, Shaggy snuck up behind the rib man. Suddenly, the man began to cough blood!

Beeeeeep.

Scooby screamed. The man fell over. Shaggy took a bite of a delicious looking rib! “Ruh Roh!” said Scooby. “It rooks rike Raggy ate his ribs!”

Beeeeeep.

Shaggy and Scooby ordered a pizza. “What a day!” said Shaggy.

Beeeeeep.