You do not want to see how they manufacture hot dog head stick men

Dogs. I mean, what the hell?

Hairy furry bundles of muscle with a tiny brain appended to keep it from running off the end of the pier (most of the time).

Jumpy, runny, barky, licky, growly, jowly, crazy, tail-waggin’ carnivores.

They come in all shapes and sizes, temperaments. Humans in just two: Dog people and Not dog people.

And what are they thinking? Probably something like. Food food food sleep bark food sleep bark bark food.

Gotta love ’em, or not I suppose.

One thing dogs are not… Cats.