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Question:

Monkey.

Moonkey.

Moankie.

What does it MEAN? How do these words cycling through my head connect?

Answer:

It means that you are a monkey. Monkeys eat bananas and so do YOU!

Question:

Sesin firten or soethming came out yeerago. now, The seasin forteen come out on dvds. when till the next seson on dvds?

Answer:

Season Thirteen came out a year ago on DVD. This year, Season Fourteen came out on DVD. When will the next DVD set be released? You’re welcome.

Question:

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Answer:

Learn to accept cat “fud.” Or better yet, get rid of all the cat “fud” in the world. Good luck to you.

Question:

YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

Answer:

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

After this question, Dr. Ffrop exploded. Thank you and have a good day.