So, what the heck was up with that Ponyo?

Fridges. Doors. Flowers.

What do these three words have to do with each other?

Um… Well…

Not much.

A fridge has a door I guess.

They keep flowers in a kind of glass-front refrigerator too.

There, um, was that incident on the news, with the flowers that were, um, behind a door and there was, like, some kind of refrigerator angle too I kind of recall.

Wow.

Dry.

Bombing here. Nothing funny about this at all.

So…

Erm.

How bout that weather, folks?

Hot enough for yah? Hyuk. Hyuk.

And…

Well…

Hey. I just flew in from Pittsburgh.

Boy are my arms tired.

Yep.

Dyin’

Dyin’ right on stage… In front of all you frownin’ folks.

Say.

Well.

Did’ja ever hear the one about the horse, the camel and the shrew that walked into a bar?

No?

Well…

Um.

Neither have I.

Holy cow.

Havin’ a bad time up here.

Havin’ a panic attack.

Not.

Funny.

Not.

Funny.

At.

All.

Whew.

Wow.

Uncomfortable.

Uncomfortable silence.

I’ve had more fun at a funeral.

Eh.

Yeah.

So.

Well.

Uh.

So.

Well.

Thank you!

You’ve been a wonderful audience.

I’m out.

I’m out of here.

I’m gettin’ the hell out of here.

Gone.

Like, right now.

OK

Good night.

OK

Yeah.

Gone.

Right.

Uh.

Bye.