Gobble, Gobble, Gobble

We heard from Uncle Bran, apropos of nothing in particular, that Turkey Jerky was the new Beef Jerky.

Not knowing how to respond, we simply hung up the phone, ever so slowly and quietly, until the handset nestled into the cradle without making so much a sound as a canary’s sigh as it came to rest.

For all we know, Uncle Bran is still talking.