Guy's a hard head!

Blinking lights.

Waaaaal. Since you asked.

Sure. I know the fat man.

Snow white head, rub red nose, holes in in his hose.

Knows who’s naughty and nice. Has a database list and checks it twice.

Suit of red, gifts around the bed, rub red nose.

Has a sled, pulled by dudes who can fly and have the right attytood.

Must be Santo. Must be Santo. Must be Santo. Santo G. Clause.

Comes down yer chimley late at night. If you leave cookies he’ll take a bite.

Frostbit toes, eats at Joe’s, he’s all right, rub red nose.

Must be Santo. Must be Santo. Must be Santo. Santo G. Clause.

What’s that you ask? What ’bout blinking lights?

Truth be told, he can’t stand the sight.

Especially hates the bulbs that are white.

If you have too many, he may not stop tonight.

Must be Santo. Must be Santo. Must be Santo. Santo G. Clause.

What’s that you say? That can’t be the truth?

Well why do you think he sticks to the roof.

Rub red nose can’t stand the lights.

Don’t argue with him, that isn’t right.

Don’t be the house that just got missed, ’cause you been put on the naughty list.

Must be Santo. Must be Santo. Must be Santo. Santo G. Clause.