MAF: Mysterious Alien Fish

Here at Weak Comic A Day, we love to celebrate Christmas. So, here are some suggestions for new traditions:

-Call it “Thanksgiving” and never slip ever

-Dress up as Santa, steal all the presents under the tree, and replace them with boxes full of maggots

-Go to church and stand outside the whole time

-Bean bag sniping of the Santas (do on the same day as Running of the Santas)

-Instead of chocolate chips, save money on making cookies for Santa by using black dog hairs rolled into balls

We hope you take up these traditions. If you don’t, then we’ve already found your address, and we’re bringing maggots, dog hair, and a sack of bean bags. You owe us $599.99. Merry Christmas and many thanks