Bon't be Deevil

Going fast, in my brand new rig.

The sidewalk lies ahead, and my wheel is big.

Yeah, I’ne only fough years old,

But that doesn’t mean that you should scold.

I’m just a toddler havin’ some fun,

Just like all little kids should.

That’s why when she yelled at me,

I ran over Mrs. Melding’s foot.

Yowch! She said, why you little rat.

And I didn’t know what to think about that.

So I got out my Nerf and went ‘a-rat-a-tat-tat.’

Guess that’s why my Dad

Just spanked my ass.