It's too bad that all that text is in an image and is therefore not considered actual text. Oops!

Oh boy! Food! Food everywhere!

I mean, who doesn’t love food? Well, yeah, the people who made that Food Inc. film, but I’m pretty sure they don’t even eat food anyway. Everyone eats food! Everyone is food! Kinda.

And if you think about it, there’s food all around ya! Eh?  Well, if you were particularly starved, maybe you could eat a tissue, your mousepad, or even your toe! In the world of food, everything is possible! And if food is everywhere, then doesn’t that mean food is nowhere? *cough* *cough* Uhhh….aackk…..wheeze…

 

 

Just kidding!

 

…wow, tough website…