Burger or Breakfast Sandwich?

Brllmng! That’s right, brllmng! Blsfffdurffn, you say? Well, you’re entitled to say whatever you please, but please don’t say it here. Why? Well, because this is our nonsense zone, not your nonsense zone. A public street, you say? Well perhaps so,...

Meat Fighter

We all know that winter is a dangerous time. You could slip on ice, or be cold, or slip on cold or be ice or something. But anyway, here are some of our patented safety tips!… -Always bring a shovel! Everywhere. EVERYWHERE. -Instead of a car, drive a snowplow....

Rejected Saturday Cartoon Characters

And so, the procession snaked solemnly down the shadowed streets of Morklinville. “Gonna be a hangin’ today, Eustanche?” asked one of the town’s denizens. Eustanche spat even more solemnly than the procession had snaked earlier. “Mmm....

It Not Easy

It has come to our attention that many of you have not yet tried new, delicious Flrrghh! Now, the fact is, you have not lived until you’ve enjoyed the pure chewing satisfaction, and mouth watering flavor of new and improved Flrrghh. This is not anything like...

Flu

Times have changed, that’s for sure. I remember a time when the Sun came up in the morning, and set in the evening too. There was this thing called the radio. You could listen to music or talk, and all for free. And there were still Truffula trees too. Well,...