Round and round he goes...

Things are hard. But they could be easy. Which is true for most things. Imagine, if you will, a machine that could solve anything. Any thing. Any stuff, as well. I call this machine the Thingsolver.

The Thingsolver is great. All your woes at work, the office, your job, and the 9 to 5 will be gone. As long as they’re things, of course. Just listen to these testimonials:

 

As you can tell, the Thingsolver solves things like they’re not even things but small stuff. And that’s SomeThing you can think about.

By the way, it’s just a boomerang.