Bug. BUGS. BUGS!
They’re insects, for goodness’ sake! Waaaaaay cool!
Or, way creepy.
What is it with bugs.
Some folks hate ’em.
Actually, most folks hate ’em.
They are kind of a lot different than humans.
For one thing, they generally have more legs. Like, six.
Unless of course they’ve lost a few.
I’ve seen that sometimes.
Maybe in a bug bar fight. I don’t know.
But like, they are ancient. Or so I hear.
I would think most of ’em aren’t more than a few months old. Maybe a year.
Some of them bite, and some of them sting.
But that’s true of boyfriends and girlfriends too, isn’t it?
They probably don’t like ice cream.
I like ice cream though.
Do you have any ice cream.
Um, sorry, enough about ice cream, I guess.
I’m supposed to be talking about bugs.
They’re insects, and they’re here to stay.
Maybe you could make friends with a bug.
Maybe you could take a bug out for ice cream.
I’m just sayin’.
Hope you learned a little something about these insectoid neighbors.