You gonna finish that burger?

Brllmng!

That’s right, brllmng!

Blsfffdurffn, you say?

Well, you’re entitled to say whatever you please, but please don’t say it here.

Why? Well, because this is our nonsense zone, not your nonsense zone.

A public street, you say? Well perhaps so, but it’s also a mananganangradoulforon!

You say you’ve never heard of a¬†mananganangradoulforon? That’s absurd, it’s right there in the dictionary, after¬†manageable.

Probably.

I’m not really sure, because I don’t own a dictionary.

But it’s probably in there.

We could find our for sure if I had one.

But I don’t.

Anyway, please don’t say blsfffdurffn around here. It’s not healthy for plants, children or other living things.

Original? Why no, I think I read that on some old 1960’s poster.

I’m not sure.

It was a long time ago.

It was in the 1960s.

What’s that? You say I’m a relic? A leftover hippie, whom for time has passed myself by?

Well, I don’t know about that. But I’ll tell you what I do know.

Brllmng!

Yep. That’s all you really need to know.