Java

It’s around here somewhere. Are you sure? Yes. No. Er, yes. I’m quite positive. That’s good, ’cause I think we’re lost. Oh, were we previously found? What? Oh, nothing. Nothing really. It’s just… Just what? No. No. Nothing....

Bread, Man.

Aight. Right here, right now. Let’s throw down? Erm, throw down. I, uh, think I might actually, that is to say, throw up. Look nerd man. This is WCAD, the self-referential memetic pseudo with-it online gig with a snark in its step and giddy-oh-hell-no in its go....

Pie

Yeah, so, it was like, it was like. That’s to say, it wasn’t like I meant to, you know, do, um, that… intentionally. And anyway, it was kind of already broken already, sort of, that is. It was just, that there was, some sort of… situation. And,...

This one is just right!

Shush! It’s the boss! No way, not the boss! Yes, the boss. OK, we’ll deal with it. Let’s see, we’d better get the illegal craps game closed up. Also, we had better stop the illegal weapons operation stat. Let’s see, what else… OK,...

The Adventures Of Candle & Nose

The League of Disconcerting Treachery and Maniacal Villainy had gathered in the laboratory. Dr. Sometninhg had been waiting for the moment ever since he had joined the nefarious group. This would be the day he revealed his greatest invention! Dr. Sometninhg spoke....