Which is better? Vanilla cupcakes with chocolate icing, or chocolate cupcakes with vanilla icing?

Define sports?


I mean, like. Sports.

Athletic competition? Sure. Of course.

But also, people who are good-natured about mild ribbing or a innocuous prank.

I knew a guy who got tickets to the big game…


“It’s sports,” he explained.

Pretty sure his name was Sweet Bro.

Now there’s a guy who understands sports.


Just don’t ask me to define “weird stonk.”