Do you believe in monsters?
If you do, then you probably are one. I mean, I’ve never seen a monster walking about. Have you been moseying down the street ever and spotted a monster just chillin’? Nah. That doesn’t happen.
Or does it? Like in other parts of the world? I’m not a travel guy. I’ve heard that monsters have some complicated underground travel system…
…No, I haven’t seen that movie. Little Monsters (1989), starring Fred Savage and Howie Mandel? What are you talking about? If there was a movie by the title of Little Monsters (dir. Richard Greenberg), I’m sure I, a seasoned monster hunter, would know about it.
Sorry for going off on a tangent. But it’s true, Hollywood wants you to believe in monsters. Are there monsters in Hollywood? Probably. Ever hear of that “reptillians” theory? Baloney, eh? I think that some o’ them guys just have monstrous hearts. That’s it. Nothing to it. No such thing as real monsters.
Anyway, what do you loyal readers think? I’d like if you would share your thoughts in the comments below… If you want to discuss at length, you could post your address too. I might bring some friends over, so make sure you have prepared dinner! By which I mean take a bath.