What the heck is a fron?

Wudatdjusayin’? C’n yeh speak up? Ahm kinda bizzy heah. I, no I canna quite hear watcher zayin? Wud? Wud? Nah. I’m kinda bizzy. Rule bizzy. Weah buildin’ a monnumnent. Yeh, dass right. A roit foine stadchu. Yeh. Bizzy. Whaddat? A stadchu ov...

Turbo… Oh… Nevermind.

Bug. BUGS. BUGS! They’re insects, for goodness’ sake! Waaaaaay cool! Or, way creepy. What is it with bugs. Some folks hate ’em. Actually, most folks hate ’em. They are kind of a lot different than humans. For one thing, they generally have more...

Famous Foes

So, how about the sorry state of cartoon channels these days? I mean, live-action shows on Cartoon Network! Cartoon…..Network! I don’t see how the show where they repeat clips from basketball games and add a flame effect whenever a basket is made qualifies...

Dasney’s Dug

So, what’s the deal with Duke Nukem? I mean, first of all, what is up with there being a character with the same name as the infamous video game hero on the Captain Planet cartoon show? Is it the same guy? Was he really able to control himself from spouting...

Abaddin

Everyone in the class was silent. The children sat row upon row, viewing the spectacle before them. Their teacher was…..a turkey. Yes, it was a sad story, but in short, the man was a turkey. An avian delight to teach a class of rambunctious eight-graders. How...

Vocal Tics

Ask Dr. Ffrop, Starring Dr. Ffrop Question: Monkey. Moonkey. Moankie. What does it MEAN? How do these words cycling through my head connect? Answer: It means that you are a monkey. Monkeys eat bananas and so do YOU! Question: Sesin firten or soethming came out...