by | Jan 12, 2013 | Jokes, MS Paint
I’m a funnyman, funnyman, make ya laugh, make ya cry. Funnyman job, funny job bein’ a funny funnyman. It’s hard to be funny, but it’s funny too. I realize that this isn’t really that funny. But I am classified by law as a funnyman. So...
by | Jan 10, 2013 | Jokes, MS Paint
Things are hard. But they could be easy. Which is true for most things. Imagine, if you will, a machine that could solve anything. Any thing. Any stuff, as well. I call this machine the Thingsolver. The Thingsolver is great. All your woes at work, the office, your...
by | Jan 2, 2013 | Jokes, MS Paint
So, I was just about to… do something. But, funny, right now, I can’t remember what it was. Was I… Going to get a drink? Or do the dishes in the sink? Or maybe dance an Irish jig, Perhaps acquire a pot-belly pig. No, I might have meant to save the...
by | Dec 29, 2012 | Jokes, MS Paint, Uncategorized
Oh boy! Food! Food everywhere! I mean, who doesn’t love food? Well, yeah, the people who made that Food Inc. film, but I’m pretty sure they don’t even eat food anyway. Everyone eats food! Everyone is food! Kinda. And if you think about it,...
by | Dec 16, 2012 | Jokes, MS Paint
It had come to the attention of the board that Mr. Glenmorningnen had not attended one of the monthly mandatory steering committee meetings in some time. After several hours of deliberation, it was determined that an special exploratory panel should be convened to...
by | Dec 12, 2012 | Jokes, MS Paint
Oh boy! I got this! Yeah, I can do it solo! I’m tellin’ ya! I’m yer’ man. I can get the job done. No need to consider an alternative, ’cause I got this! All right. O.K. I’m ready! It’s go time! I’m loose as a goose and...
