The Eys Have It

So, I was just sittin’ here thinkin’ ‘what the hey?’ I mean, in just a few minutes, it will be 12/12/12 12:12:12. How often does that happen? I sure don’t want to miss it! OK, here it comes… Um, hold on a second… the...

Gumpy Goose Live!

Ah, this is nice. Just sitting in my cozy apartment with my buds. The place is a little packed, but it’s fine. I’ve been noticing that it’s been “moving around” or something recently. I don’t care, I never leave the place anyway....

My Glarses Totoro

Fridges. Doors. Flowers. What do these three words have to do with each other? Um… Well… Not much. A fridge has a door I guess. They keep flowers in a kind of glass-front refrigerator too. There, um, was that incident on the news, with the flowers that...

Biscuit King

In Flower Fields By Sgt. Ruff Puff In Flower Fields the Dayzees blow Between the Bzaaps!, row on row, That mark our place; and in Cloudy Climb The Lakitus, still Spiny-flinging, fly Scarce heard amid the jumps and hammers below. We are the Defeated. Short chapters ago...

Halloween Hoogie

I…AM….PUMPED! Wait, why would one be so excited? BECAUSE TODAY IS THE DAY! I’m trying to take a nap. NO! I’M TOO……PUMPED! Why “pumped?” THE BIG GAME!!!!!!!!!! Sure, it’s slightly exciting, but does it deserve to be...

Contortion Joke

Gourd-Rats! Gourd-Rats EVERYWHERE! What am I going to do with all these Gourd-Rats? Maybe I should go to sleep before I come up with a battle plan. I’ve been up for three weeks, watching those monstrosities. I mean, look at them! They just SIT there, fat as a...