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Shapze!

Rock bottom. That is what we have hit. I don't even think I have the energy to type anything more. Rock bottom. The bottom of the barrel. Not a single fresh, new, or interesting idea. The pits. Less than zero. That's what I've got for you folks. Nuttin' All you can...

Specimen 00419233-B

[insert_php] random_post_link('View a Random Comic'); [/insert_php] So I was standing in line for, like hours. And it was freakin' cold. "Dude," I asked the guy in front of me, "What are we even waiting for?" "Noan doh," he replied. I did not comprehend what that...

Fudgie ‘n’ Creamie

Y'know, word association is an interesting exercise  and also helps a harried cartoonist/commentator shirk his or her responsibility to provide a well crafted prose (or poetry) compliment to a weak comic. Nonetheless, that's what we're going to present today. And even...

Java

It's around here somewhere. Are you sure? Yes. No. Er, yes. I'm quite positive. That's good, 'cause I think we're lost. Oh, were we previously found? What? Oh, nothing. Nothing really. It's just... Just what? No. No. Nothing. Nothing at all. It is definitely in the...

Bread, Man.

Aight. Right here, right now. Let's throw down? Erm, throw down. I, uh, think I might actually, that is to say, throw up. Look nerd man. This is WCAD, the self-referential memetic pseudo with-it online gig with a snark in its step and giddy-oh-hell-no in its go. Well,...

Pie

Yeah, so, it was like, it was like. That's to say, it wasn't like I meant to, you know, do, um, that... intentionally. And anyway, it was kind of already broken already, sort of, that is. It was just, that there was, some sort of... situation. And, well, the potential...

This one is just right!

Shush! It's the boss! No way, not the boss! Yes, the boss. OK, we'll deal with it. Let's see, we'd better get the illegal craps game closed up. Also, we had better stop the illegal weapons operation stat. Let's see, what else... OK, everyone better put some clothes...

The Adventures Of Candle & Nose

The League of Disconcerting Treachery and Maniacal Villainy had gathered in the laboratory. Dr. Sometninhg had been waiting for the moment ever since he had joined the nefarious group. This would be the day he revealed his greatest invention! Dr. Sometninhg spoke....

Cosmic Pork Bun

And so it came to be, that Mr. A and Mr. Gee agreed to a minimalist throwdown. It went something like this... Gee starts: You are weak. You. A geek. Poor physique. Gee, you bleak. > A wins A starts: Gee, you suck. You're more annoying than the Afrack Duck. I'm...

The Water is Wet, the Sandpaper is Dry

I had to happen eventually. It happens to every writer. I am bone dry. No ideas. Not even one. A cat who can sing? Honestly? My dog could vomit up something more humorous. A writer, on the ropes, out of ideas. Oh yeah, that's this idea. Lame. How about, a man with a...