My Fellow Aquarians

Well, it’s looking like tryin’ corner the market on Pogs was probably a mistake. Maybe I shouldn’t have put my life savings into the effort. First off, most folks ask me, ‘what the heck is a Pog?’ And I must, per force, explain that they...

For Corn’s Sake

So where was I? Oh yeah, I was, like, walking down the street, minding my own business, when, all of a sudden, out of nowhere, this, like, little alien guy in a tiny little flying saucer zooms all up in my face, like. And I’m like, whoa, dude, like what’s...

Baron Von What Chu Say?

So it finally came to pass that the matter was settled between the parties. The agreement was complex, but carefully crafted to meet the expectations of all that there would be on repercussions or follow on litigation. It had been difficult to reach such an...

Vote Vashi

Recipe for Disaster: One part trouble Two parts woe A teaspoon of the unexpected And off you go. Recipe for Happiness: One part sunshine One part rain The seeds of hope Repeat again Recipe for Mac ‘n’ Cheese: One part pasta One part cheese Heat both and...

What chaw got there?

Unbeknownst to anyone, the killer was in the room. Was it Drac? He’d been known to sink a fang or two into trouble, and he always looked suspicious, even though quite dapper. Or what about Frankie? He may have been somebody’s monster, but he was...