Mari Oh

It all began when the old well went dry. It turned out that folks needed water. Who knew? By the time everyone figured it out, everyone was ded. But that wuz OK, b’cause as ghosts, we din’t need water no more anyway. But I gotta tell ya, things got pretty...

In the Biz

It’s finally happened, Draymont thought to himself. I’ve run out of ideas. True, it had never happened before. He had always been able to conjure up one sparkling concept after another. His ads were legendary. He had crafted the “My butt tells me...

Personal Appeal

“Are you sure you want to do this?” Drips of sweat fell from Archibald’s chin. Was he up to it? He had thought about it night and day. He discussed it with parents and relatives. Still, the decision scared him. “Well, come on, make a decision!...

Pokey!

There sure are a lot of crates in here! No there are not. There is not even a single crate in here. What about all these wooden boxes? Wouldn’t you call them crates? Boxes? These wooden boxes? Well… I suppose, if you weren’t interested in accuracy,...

Dasney’s Dug

So, what’s the deal with Duke Nukem? I mean, first of all, what is up with there being a character with the same name as the infamous video game hero on the Captain Planet cartoon show? Is it the same guy? Was he really able to control himself from spouting...

Sidewalk Chuck

Its all about the coils! Oh yeah, what a twist. What has Nantendo come up with now? It’s brilliant. Unexpected and disturbingly obvious at the same time. I mean, come on, when ol’ Mario, ‘Wege and the, uh, Mushroom-hat guys go gallivanting over the...