It Still Not Easy

View a Random Comic “What would it take to get you into this exciting, new 2017 Weak Comic A Day?” oozed the slimy salesman as I entered his virtual showroom. “Oh, I don’t know, just a bit of hilarity perhaps, or a bit of ground-breaking visual...

Don’t Give Up, Pope!

So, what do ya think about time travel? Um, I’m not sure what you mean. Yanno! When ya go to the past o’ the fuchah to right da wrongs ya caused? Why would I need to do that? Say ya fehgot ya gross-a-rees! Well, time travel w’d fix it right up! I...

The Super Bowl

Where was the paper? Dangnabbit! That paper was the key to his escape from this place. He was going to be stuck here forever! How could he have misplaced it? He looked around his cell, and at the keypad. He saw a piece of paper on the floor, but it was just a million...

Dance!

WCad News Mr. Chrancholtin Found, Mysterious Actions Lead to Tragedy 12/17/2012 A senior resident of Hair Lake City, Mr. Chrancholtin, was reported missing on Friday. After an extensive investigation, the elderly citizen was finally found. Reportedly, Mr. Chrancholtin...

Da Nooz!

Jarker hunkered down the lane. Who was he? All he knew was his name. And that he was on the lane. He kept walking until he saw a store. Entering the store, he realized there was nobody occupying the building. He looked around the store, and as he was about to leave, a...

Vocal Tics

Ask Dr. Ffrop, Starring Dr. Ffrop Question: Monkey. Moonkey. Moankie. What does it MEAN? How do these words cycling through my head connect? Answer: It means that you are a monkey. Monkeys eat bananas and so do YOU! Question: Sesin firten or soethming came out...