Quick Comic Weakly

So, you see, I’m a pencil. And, and, I have a problem. Sadly, I have, well, I have lost my point. That is a huge deal for a pencil, let me tell you. I mean, what’s the point of going on? It’s not like I can write anymore. A sharpener you say? Sure, I...

Centaur Piece

Christmas Haiku Santa is jolly But he hides his desire For chicken and ribs   Hanukkah Haiku As the dreidel spins I will only say shalom for Matzo, chicken, ribs   Shelved Elf Haiku An Elf had a thought And a product was wrought Elf chicken and ribs  ...

My Glarses Totoro

Fridges. Doors. Flowers. What do these three words have to do with each other? Um… Well… Not much. A fridge has a door I guess. They keep flowers in a kind of glass-front refrigerator too. There, um, was that incident on the news, with the flowers that...

Deja Who

“Well, look what the cat dragged in.” I didn’t even have to turn around to know that was Sylvia speaking, in her usual accusatory voice. “Madame, I’ll have you know that this is finest yard bird available in this area you call a...

Hey Mister

“Psst, hey buddy, over here!” I heard a tiny voice say. I glanced over from the park bench I was sitting on, but all I saw was a ragged-feathered bird. I returned to reading my paper, but after a brief moment, I heard the voice again. “Hey buddy, I...