SEO Phil

Oh boy! Food! Food everywhere! I mean, who doesn’t love food? Well, yeah, the people who made that Food Inc. film, but I’m pretty sure they don’t even eat food anyway. Everyone eats food! Everyone is food! Kinda. And if you think about it,...

Alien Fart

Here at the book fair you’ll find lots of prose, And a volume of poetry or two I suppose. But the rarest of books that you won’t likely see, Is a book that was written that could never be. It’s the story of someone who never was there, Who lived on a...

Cat Can

Oh man, I hate the essay part of the test! What the heck am I going to write about? I don’t know. I can’t think of anything. It’s…torturous to sit here, Number 2. pencil in hand, and contemplate essaying anything that’s going to improve...

El Capigan

It’s been said that it takes two to make a thing go right. Perhaps it is also true that it takes two to make it out of sight. But, what we’ve always wondered is, why do so many people ask, “what is the sound of one hand clapping?” Why do we...