PSI Ness

So yeah, I was helpin’ out a friend. Seems he lost some sort of note or key or somethin’ in this weird old house on the outskirts of town, and anyway a few of us went with him to look for it like. So, when we get there, the door is suddenly locked. At...

Mari Oh

It all began when the old well went dry. It turned out that folks needed water. Who knew? By the time everyone figured it out, everyone was ded. But that wuz OK, b’cause as ghosts, we din’t need water no more anyway. But I gotta tell ya, things got pretty...

Senator Gumphf

It had come to the attention of the board that Mr. Glenmorningnen had not attended one of the monthly mandatory steering committee meetings in some time. After several hours of deliberation, it was determined that an special exploratory panel should be convened to...

Gumpy Goose Live!

Ah, this is nice. Just sitting in my cozy apartment with my buds. The place is a little packed, but it’s fine. I’ve been noticing that it’s been “moving around” or something recently. I don’t care, I never leave the place anyway....

My Glarses Totoro

Fridges. Doors. Flowers. What do these three words have to do with each other? Um… Well… Not much. A fridge has a door I guess. They keep flowers in a kind of glass-front refrigerator too. There, um, was that incident on the news, with the flowers that...