Psycho Phil Offers Fashion Advice

There’s a story I’ma tell you, about Blainard on the phone. That crazy, nutty-man Blainard, he was all alone. Talkin’ on his phoooooooooo-ohhhhh-ohhhne. Blainard, Blainard, Blainard, he was standin’ in the street. Talkin’ on his iPhone 5,...

Dot Dot Dot

Bad luck. What is there to say about it? I’ve heard people say, “If it wasn’t for bad luck, I wouldn’t have any luck at all!” Well, no, that cliche doesn’t hold water. If you’ve lived long enough to be capable of saying...

Moai Heads

Chicken Haiku: I ate some chicken It was mostly pretty good But I ate the bone   Rib Haiku: I found a sad man Passed out in a rib restaurant Ate too many ribs   Clown Haiku: Clowns are not creepy They just want to entertain Their venture for ribs  ...

Edgar Allen NO!

It has come to my attention that there appears to be what can only be considered a conspiracy afoot to bring essential and unjustified harm to me well being and peace-of-mind. Exactly who, or why, such an undertaking should have been put into action is beyond my...

Corporation Man

Dayum, it looks as though it is not an option to input words that contain a particular iconic symbol that is also most commonly found in writing of any sort. That will grow in difficulty any ability of ours to craft anything funny, which is our main goal. Oh my. Just...