The Eys Have It

So, I was just sittin’ here thinkin’ ‘what the hey?’ I mean, in just a few minutes, it will be 12/12/12 12:12:12. How often does that happen? I sure don’t want to miss it! OK, here it comes… Um, hold on a second… the...

Psycho Phil Offers Fashion Advice

There’s a story I’ma tell you, about Blainard on the phone. That crazy, nutty-man Blainard, he was all alone. Talkin’ on his phoooooooooo-ohhhhh-ohhhne. Blainard, Blainard, Blainard, he was standin’ in the street. Talkin’ on his iPhone 5,...

Baron Von What Chu Say?

So it finally came to pass that the matter was settled between the parties. The agreement was complex, but carefully crafted to meet the expectations of all that there would be on repercussions or follow on litigation. It had been difficult to reach such an...

Wingding Honeymoon

Gentlemen, what we are about to witness may change the history of the entire world! …excuse me, but isn’t that a bit grandiose? The history of the entire world? Who the heck are you? Me? Oh, nobody, just someone who’s extremely allergic to cliches....