Turbo… Oh… Nevermind.

Bug. BUGS. BUGS! They’re insects, for goodness’ sake! Waaaaaay cool! Or, way creepy. What is it with bugs. Some folks hate ’em. Actually, most folks hate ’em. They are kind of a lot different than humans. For one thing, they generally have more...

Resolutions

So, I was just about to… do something. But, funny, right now, I can’t remember what it was. Was I… Going to get a drink? Or do the dishes in the sink? Or maybe dance an Irish jig, Perhaps acquire a pot-belly pig. No, I might have meant to save the...

Contortion Joke

Gourd-Rats! Gourd-Rats EVERYWHERE! What am I going to do with all these Gourd-Rats? Maybe I should go to sleep before I come up with a battle plan. I’ve been up for three weeks, watching those monstrosities. I mean, look at them! They just SIT there, fat as a...