Graham

Day 2 Smith walked amid the bushes. Suddenly, his foot caught on a small rock. “What’s this?,” he questioned. Upon closer inspection, it was a pebble of a minute size. Grabbing it from Smith for my own analysis, I realized that the object was, in...

Psycho Phil Offers Fashion Advice

There’s a story I’ma tell you, about Blainard on the phone. That crazy, nutty-man Blainard, he was all alone. Talkin’ on his phoooooooooo-ohhhhh-ohhhne. Blainard, Blainard, Blainard, he was standin’ in the street. Talkin’ on his iPhone 5,...

How Do You Go So Fast?

Oh no! It’s another issue of………………..uh……I forgot. In the meantime, here’s a limerick: There was a man from…..uh….I forgot. I forget things a lot! I hope I can remember. The month is November. Or...

Halloween Hoogie

I…AM….PUMPED! Wait, why would one be so excited? BECAUSE TODAY IS THE DAY! I’m trying to take a nap. NO! I’M TOO……PUMPED! Why “pumped?” THE BIG GAME!!!!!!!!!! Sure, it’s slightly exciting, but does it deserve to be...