Stuck at Home

The sign flapped forlornly in the bitter wind. It read: “Competition Today” With nothing better to do, Merlicore decided to enter. At least it would be warmer than the bitter chill of a Chicago winter. As Merlicore pulled open the door, a gust of wind...

Obscure Game Achievements

On top of da woild, Wit’ mah Robot Hand. Ain’t nothin’ I can’t grab. Wit’ mah Robot Hand. Hey, lookit dat, I jus’ grabbed a can. Yes I can. (Yes he can.) Yes I can. (With his Robot Hand.)   I’m the master of the stars,...

Dasney’s Dug

So, what’s the deal with Duke Nukem? I mean, first of all, what is up with there being a character with the same name as the infamous video game hero on the Captain Planet cartoon show? Is it the same guy? Was he really able to control himself from spouting...