Burden

So a pigeon, a chicken, and a giraffe walk into a bar. The pigeon says, “Oorgh!” The chicken says, “You said Oorgh!” The giraffe says, “Yes.” And everyone agreed that the pigeon had said “Oorgh!” Permalink:...

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Day 1 We looked around the arena. Jones, carefully eyeing the stadium, spotted a small creature. It appeared to be a bunny of some kind. We approached with caution. Jones was about to pet it, when it yelled, “DON’T HUG ME! PLEASE!” Jones backed off....