Pie

Yeah, so, it was like, it was like. That’s to say, it wasn’t like I meant to, you know, do, um, that… intentionally. And anyway, it was kind of already broken already, sort of, that is. It was just, that there was, some sort of… situation. And,...

This one is just right!

Shush! It’s the boss! No way, not the boss! Yes, the boss. OK, we’ll deal with it. Let’s see, we’d better get the illegal craps game closed up. Also, we had better stop the illegal weapons operation stat. Let’s see, what else… OK,...

Cosmic Pork Bun

And so it came to be, that Mr. A and Mr. Gee agreed to a minimalist throwdown. It went something like this… Gee starts: You are weak. You. A geek. Poor physique. Gee, you bleak. > A wins A starts: Gee, you suck. You’re more annoying than the Afrack...

The Water is Wet, the Sandpaper is Dry

I had to happen eventually. It happens to every writer. I am bone dry. No ideas. Not even one. A cat who can sing? Honestly? My dog could vomit up something more humorous. A writer, on the ropes, out of ideas. Oh yeah, that’s this idea. Lame. How about, a man...

Ever Popular Cupcakes

Define sports? Sports. I mean, like. Sports. Athletic competition? Sure. Of course. But also, people who are good-natured about mild ribbing or a innocuous prank. I knew a guy who got tickets to the big game…   “It’s sports,” he explained....