Shapze!

Rock bottom. That is what we have hit. I don’t even think I have the energy to type anything more. Rock bottom. The bottom of the barrel. Not a single fresh, new, or interesting idea. The pits. Less than zero. That’s what I’ve got for you folks....

Thanksgiving Miracle

We heard from Uncle Bran, apropos of nothing in particular, that Turkey Jerky was the new Beef Jerky. Not knowing how to respond, we simply hung up the phone, ever so slowly and quietly, until the handset nestled into the cradle without making so much a sound as a...