SEO Phil

Oh boy! Food! Food everywhere! I mean, who doesn’t love food? Well, yeah, the people who made that Food Inc. film, but I’m pretty sure they don’t even eat food anyway. Everyone eats food! Everyone is food! Kinda. And if you think about it,...

Garlic Hater

Blinking lights. Waaaaal. Since you asked. Sure. I know the fat man. Snow white head, rub red nose, holes in in his hose. Knows who’s naughty and nice. Has a database list and checks it twice. Suit of red, gifts around the bed, rub red nose. Has a sled, pulled...

Moai Heads

Chicken Haiku: I ate some chicken It was mostly pretty good But I ate the bone   Rib Haiku: I found a sad man Passed out in a rib restaurant Ate too many ribs   Clown Haiku: Clowns are not creepy They just want to entertain Their venture for ribs  ...