Galahad’s Big Scene

“Hemgad!” The waiter stared at the grumpy-looking man. “I want HEMGAD! NOW!” The man scanned the menu slowly multiple times, cringing with disgust each time he started over. The confused waiter stood and watched. She finally decided to approach...

Voteboy Makes an Entrance

Welcome to WCAD News. Today, we have typed up a transcript of the presidential debate, as seen on Weak Public Broadcast (WPB.) Phil: Hello, I’m Psycho Phil, and the debate is startin’ soon! The two candidates are Matt Roomney and Broke Obomi. The moderator...

Lost Glarses

Halloween’s a-coming! Bla ha ha ha! To prepare for some freaky fun, here’s some cheap costume ideas! -Food and Water Vampire -The Un-Undead -The Creature that came from a House -Post-shaving Werewolf -Killer Clown on a Weekend -Nordic Alien -Ghoul...