Quick Comic Weakly

So, you see, I’m a pencil. And, and, I have a problem. Sadly, I have, well, I have lost my point. That is a huge deal for a pencil, let me tell you. I mean, what’s the point of going on? It’s not like I can write anymore. A sharpener you say? Sure, I...

Contortion Joke

Gourd-Rats! Gourd-Rats EVERYWHERE! What am I going to do with all these Gourd-Rats? Maybe I should go to sleep before I come up with a battle plan. I’ve been up for three weeks, watching those monstrosities. I mean, look at them! They just SIT there, fat as a...