by | Jan 28, 2013 | MS Paint
And so, the procession snaked solemnly down the shadowed streets of Morklinville. “Gonna be a hangin’ today, Eustanche?” asked one of the town’s denizens. Eustanche spat even more solemnly than the procession had snaked earlier. “Mmm....
by | Dec 22, 2012 | MS Paint, Vidya
Fear all ye who enter here. This be the cursed level of the mine cart! Just what is it about mine cart levels that makes even the most experienced and seasoned programmers quake in their boots? Could it be the ghost of Diddy Kong? You know his mine cart level...
by | Dec 8, 2012 | MS Paint
On top of da woild, Wit’ mah Robot Hand. Ain’t nothin’ I can’t grab. Wit’ mah Robot Hand. Hey, lookit dat, I jus’ grabbed a can. Yes I can. (Yes he can.) Yes I can. (With his Robot Hand.) I’m the master of the stars,...
by | Oct 27, 2012 | MS Paint
Just start typin’ is what they said to me, and the words will begin to flow. But they were very, very wrong. The words didn’t come at all. Well, sure, words like ‘vestibule’ and ‘drizzled with a balsamic extract’ made an appearance,...