Phlegm Throughout History

View a Random Comic I have acquired a seed. Seeds are often used to grow plants, yes, this is true. Perhaps I shall plant this seed to see what happens. Perhaps not. Who knows? I could be planting the seed right now. Or later. Most likely, later from this point in...

Ketchup or Catsup?

It seemed like an eternity. Tick. Tock. Waiting. Waiting. Waiting! When would this universe finally wind down? Sure, the Big Bang had been fun. Like a thousand M-80s going off at once. But that seemed like AGES ago. The galaxies were pretty cool, and kinda pretty too....

Space Chip

Man! There’s nothing good on to watch. Whuddu I pay cable for anyway? There’s nothing on but reruns and retreads. I don’t want to see some old movie that no one wanted to watch even when it came out. And I just don’t have the stomach to watch...

Beginnings

Bill Blather here, and tellin’ you like it is. The whole truth, but not the hole truth. Heh, heh. Yep, that’s right, none of those weak well, well, well jokes from me! I’m Bill Blather, and I tell it like it is. And, er, it’s like this....