Don’t Give Up, Pope!

So, what do ya think about time travel? Um, I’m not sure what you mean. Yanno! When ya go to the past o’ the fuchah to right da wrongs ya caused? Why would I need to do that? Say ya fehgot ya gross-a-rees! Well, time travel w’d fix it right up! I...

It Not Easy

It has come to our attention that many of you have not yet tried new, delicious Flrrghh! Now, the fact is, you have not lived until you’ve enjoyed the pure chewing satisfaction, and mouth watering flavor of new and improved Flrrghh. This is not anything like...

Space Chip

Man! There’s nothing good on to watch. Whuddu I pay cable for anyway? There’s nothing on but reruns and retreads. I don’t want to see some old movie that no one wanted to watch even when it came out. And I just don’t have the stomach to watch...

Alien Fart

Here at the book fair you’ll find lots of prose, And a volume of poetry or two I suppose. But the rarest of books that you won’t likely see, Is a book that was written that could never be. It’s the story of someone who never was there, Who lived on a...

Da Nooz!

Jarker hunkered down the lane. Who was he? All he knew was his name. And that he was on the lane. He kept walking until he saw a store. Entering the store, he realized there was nobody occupying the building. He looked around the store, and as he was about to leave, a...