by | Nov 24, 2012 | MS Paint
The itsy bitsy spider, Little dude was really tiny. Tough though… Climbed up that water spout like it was some sorta’ danged tiny hillock, and not some really high metal pipe goin, what?, twenty, twenty five feet in the air? And wouldn’t you know it....
by | Nov 23, 2012 | MS Paint
We heard from Uncle Bran, apropos of nothing in particular, that Turkey Jerky was the new Beef Jerky. Not knowing how to respond, we simply hung up the phone, ever so slowly and quietly, until the handset nestled into the cradle without making so much a sound as a...
by | Nov 15, 2012 | Dasney, MS Paint, Urban Legends
Everyone in the class was silent. The children sat row upon row, viewing the spectacle before them. Their teacher was…..a turkey. Yes, it was a sad story, but in short, the man was a turkey. An avian delight to teach a class of rambunctious eight-graders. How...
