How Do You Go So Fast?

Oh no! It’s another issue of………………..uh……I forgot. In the meantime, here’s a limerick: There was a man from…..uh….I forgot. I forget things a lot! I hope I can remember. The month is November. Or...

Halloween Hoogie

I…AM….PUMPED! Wait, why would one be so excited? BECAUSE TODAY IS THE DAY! I’m trying to take a nap. NO! I’M TOO……PUMPED! Why “pumped?” THE BIG GAME!!!!!!!!!! Sure, it’s slightly exciting, but does it deserve to be...