Comic Jail

Christmas rolled around, and you could hear the sound of children writing down their letters to Santa. The air was filled with joy, and every girl and boy rushed to list the toys they wanted from Santa. The letters were all done, the children did have fun and the...

Proud of my Son…

It was Bob’s first Christmas with the family, and his mommy was going to take him to see Santa Claus! Bob was so excited, he could barely sleep. Finally, the big day came. Bob walked up to the fat man’s throne. As he saw the plump red man, his smile of...

Baron Von Crazy!

Here at Weak Comic A Day, we love to celebrate Christmas. So, here are some suggestions for new traditions: -Call it “Thanksgiving” and never slip ever -Dress up as Santa, steal all the presents under the tree, and replace them with boxes full of maggots...

Garlic Hater

Blinking lights. Waaaaal. Since you asked. Sure. I know the fat man. Snow white head, rub red nose, holes in in his hose. Knows who’s naughty and nice. Has a database list and checks it twice. Suit of red, gifts around the bed, rub red nose. Has a sled, pulled...

The Greasy Manchester II

Ebeneezer Scooge laughed as he saw the jolly fat man go down hard. “That’ll show you, Christmas hog!” he yelled hoarsely at the rolling rotund figure. Santa splayed wildly as his significant bulk slid down the hill. An errant jingle bell flew merrily...